Hello and welcome to my guide on how to get by in the modern times of Great Britain
Join me on this pleasant journey, as we learn how to go hard like a phallus when it’s bright and early
Now today it seems like it’s grey outside as usual but a greasy ninja has just appeared making other rhymey people quite bamboozled

Danny bout to get my Axel Foley on a beat by Pandamonium
Glad ya know me til I let my homies in
We banjaxing everything shelling man like terrapins heaven sent therapists can’t put a bloody mend to this
Bed a gang of feminists then turn em on each other while I make an exit quick
The stairs or the lift life ain’t fair it’s a bitch not an Aries I’m a prick yeah that’s my star sign I can’t lie actually I just did
In bed with your bitch like uhhh
Do you mind cause I ain’t jizzed yet uhhh banging while we laughing at your mixtape bruhh
Dunno what sucked worse was it you or your uhhh
Wishing for a blessing
Your missus got dick down like Richard with depression
It’s simple armageddon where I take the thing to heading
wild like Boris is with Brexit I do what I don’t care about anything

Your bitch
Man rogered that
My kids
She swallowed that
My life
I ain’t got a plan
I just wanna shag rap get that money in the bank...

A fool sat atop high horse knows only to talk loud from his storm cloud
Take a rain check and hope it doesn't pour down
We got worn out put on a weather beaten and gaunt frown
For a little taste of owning small estate on your grounds
All bound for destination mouse trap
You made it out I doubt that
I don't think it matters your breed of house rat
At several degrees the amount stacks
But couldn't account tax
I've been told that when the devil calls you shout back
And wait to hear the reply
Could state your opinion and cry
But what is it you expect placing faith in the meeting of minds
Keep chasing what is keen to the eye
The fleeting meaning of life behind the feeling of awaiting a steeper decline
Seek and you'll find the everlasting road to nowhere
A place the locals take note of anybody that goes there
Might be no fair but I'm taking back what's mine if you don't share
I guess fortune favours bravery as well as those who chose to dare

Your bitch
Man rogered that
My kids
She swallowed that
My life
I ain’t got a plan
I just wanna shag rap get that money in the bank...

It's Doony OldSpice and if you don't know about Pandamonum you're taking an L for this one serious time because cos Pandamonium's a bad boy
Bad boy in this UK Hip Hop ting
So gout there and search for Pandamonium he's a bad boy in this UK Hip Hop ting
Remember what I said...